Why Ask Why?

18 03 2009

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Why is at that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

“Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.”

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



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