The Resume of Jesus Christ
— Author Unknown
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible
Keywords: Jesus Christ, Lord & Savior
My name is Jesus – The Christ. Many call me Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications:
• I founded the earth and established the heavens (see Proverbs 3:19).
• I formed man from the dust of the ground (see Genesis 2:7).
• I breathed into man the breath of life (see Genesis 2:7).
• I redeemed man from the curse of the law (see Galatians 3:13).
• The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me (see Galatians 3:14).
Occupational Background:
• I’ve only had one employer (see Luke 2:49).
• I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
• My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me (see Matthew 3:15-17).
Skills & Work Experiences:
• Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised (see Luke 4:18).
• I am a Wonderful Counselor (see Isaiah 9:6). People who Listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil (see Proverbs 1:33).
• Most importantly, I have the authority, ability & power to cleanse you of your sins (see I John 1:7-9)
Educational Background:
• I encompass the entire breadth & length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding (see Proverbs 2:6).
• In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge (see Colossians 2:3).
• My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path (see Psalms 119:105).
• I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart (see Psalms 44:21).
Major Accomplishments:
• I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (see Genesis 1:26).
• I laid down my life so that you may live (see II Corinthians 5:15).
• I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind & made a show of them openly (see Colossians 2:15).
• I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
• There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot – the BIBLE. You don’t need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.
References:
• Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.
In Summation:
Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths (see Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life (see John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence (see Hebrews 3:15).
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Send this resume to everyone you can. You never know who may have an opening for His services!
Thanks for your help… and may God bless us all in our endeavors to service Him.
Because HE lives I can face tomorrow. Because HE lives all fear is gone…
Because I know HE holds the future and life is worth living… JUST BECAUSE HE LIVES!
nice!
very impressive resume! only one in the universe
nice resume
FANTASTIC RENDERING ! I ask permission to share this with others or please ask you to post it in my site ! Thanks Brother ! 🙂
This is such a great resume. inspiring and really worth sharing… i wonder of i can post it in my own blog (is it alright?)
Great idea!! Thanks for putting this together. Your testimony and the resume of Jesus Christ will draw many to Him! May He bless you as you run the race!!
In Him, Linda
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this is oe of the best things i have ever seen anywhere in the world that tells the story of our Lord ad saviour! May I use it on my site?
bonjour, je suis un Chretien Francais engagés a évangeliser dans le sport et la musique. , et marathonienpuis je faire un copier/coller de ce CV pour le mettre sur les 2 blogs que je gere .
celui de http://courirpourchrist.over-blog.com
et
celui de http://sport-et-foi-provence.over-blog.com
(site d une assosciation identique à “athletes in action”)
Bonjour, je suis un Francais Chrétien engage un évangélisateur Dans le sport et la musique. , Et marathonienpuis je faire un copier / coller de ce CV pour le Mettre sur les 2 blogs gere que je.
Celui de http://courirpourchrist.over-blog.com
et
Celui de http://sport-et-foi-provence.over-blog.com
(d une Identique à assosciation site “athlètes en action”)
great post! may i copy this?
Sure…: ) God bless.
Be all the glory, power, praises, thanksgiving, honor and majesty to the KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS JESUS CHRIST my Lord and Saviour. AMEN and AMEN..
THANKS FOR THE TESTIMONY MY BROTHER
tremendous!!!!
Hey Runner for Christ,
Is there an email where I can get in touch with you?
Please mail me at narine.chua@gmail.com =)
Thank you!
Hi Mam…
I already sent you an email.
God bless you.
Hi Sir,
Thank you for sharing this…
please let me copy and share this to others. thanks
This is an awesome Resume! May I have permission to use it as well in a Bible study class?